“Thursday: the day when reality starts to look like a bad 90s sitcom.”
“Thursday: pretending to work until Friday.”
“If Thursday had a face, it would be that awkward one in a group photo.”
“Thursday: the gateway drug to the weekend.”
“On Thursdays, I’m like a superhero. But instead of saving the world, I just try to find my motivation.”
“Thursday: where every hour feels like a minute and every minute feels like an hour.”
“Thursday: the day I wish was Friday, but it’s not, so I’ll just eat cake instead.”
“Thursday: when my coffee needs a coffee.”
“Thursday: when I realize I haven’t accomplished anything since Monday.”
“Thursday: because even my calendar agrees that Friday is too far away.”
“Thursday: my weekly reminder that life is too short for bad coffee.”
“Thursday: the day I question all my life choices that led me to this inbox full of unread emails.”
“Thursday: where the only thing getting lit is the fluorescent office lighting.”
“Thursday: where my to-do list laughs at my ambitions.”
“Thursday: when my patience wears thinner than the office toilet paper.”
“Thursday: when my enthusiasm for work takes an unexpected holiday.”
“Thursday: because ‘almost Friday’ should be a valid excuse for leaving work early.”
“Thursday: where my brain goes on strike and demands better working conditions.”
“Thursday: when even my coffee needs a pep talk.”
“Thursday: the day I ponder if ‘adulting’ is really just a euphemism for ‘caffeine addiction.'”
“Thursday: when I start counting down the minutes until happy hour.”
“Thursday: the only day of the week where my desk becomes a makeshift pillow.”
“Thursday: where my productivity graph takes a nosedive off a cliff.”
“Thursday: when I contemplate a career as a professional daydreamer.”
“Thursday: when my brain decides to go on a vacation without telling me.”
